Today marks 10 years since my girl T-Swift released her first album. This is big news. If you don’t like Taylor Swift you are either a) deaf. b) dead inside. Or c) a stupid idiot.
She is super talented, seems like a real nice gal, and she is an absolute smoke show. Not a bad combo there. To commemorate such a blessed day, I have compiled a list of my favorite jingles from ol T-Swizzle
P.S You’ll notice that every song is pre-2014 because her new “pop” stuff is hot garbage and I’m very disappointed in her. But anywho, here is the list:
10. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together
Real catchy tune. I also like that she was obviously dating a pinhead and is telling him to kick rocks. You go Taylor.
9. Picture to Burn
Kind of the same thing as above, but from a younger T-Swift. This one she gets a little personal talking about the truck but that’s ok.
8. Begin Again
Real touching story in this tune. “My ex was an asshole so thanks for not being an asshole”
Message in this one is pretty simple. Stop being a dink.
6. Teardrops on my Guitar
A story as old as time and one that we can all relate to. “Listen dummy I like you” but you can’t actually say it. Been there. Currently there. Not fun.
Basically peace all of you that don’t like it, we love each other. Good for you hunny.
4. Love Story
Love the Romeo and Juliet angle here. Deep.
3. You Belong With Me
Another classic. Peace that broad and love me.
A catchy little ditty with a southern feel. Love it.
1. Sparks Fly
If you haven’t heard this song and love it, I probably hate you.