First off, mom if you are reading this, please stop. Thanks….anyways, Pamela Anderson wrote an op-ed piece in the Wall Street Journal today, warning is all about the dangers of porn. Seriously. 

The article makes some pretty bold claims. Calling porn “corrosive” and asking “how many marriages have to implode?” Or “how many families have to suffer” before people stop watching porn. Well I gotta tell ya Pam, that number is a hell of a lot higher than you think. 

She also says porn is for “losers — a boring, wasteful and dead-end outlet for people too lazy to reap the ample rewards of healthy sexuality.” Completely erroneous statement. On multiple levels.

Every man watches porn. That’s a fact. If you’re a girl and you’re reading this and think “oh I take good care of my man, he doesn’t need porn” you are either a) stupid, b) naive or c) both. Also I probably hate you. 

Pam wants us to replace porn with “sensual” entertainment. Basically that brutal soft core stuff that’s on late night HBO. Not bad when your 13 and want to do anything you can to catch a peak at a nipple. But I’m a grown man and if I want to watch some dirty stuff well by golly I’m gonna watch some dirty stuff. So guess what Pam? You can go kick rocks…you were the first Playboy spread I ever got though so good for you.

P.S. How about the irony here. Pamela Anderson is famous for two things: Baywatch and her sex tape with Tommy Lee. So she got rich and famous off of porn, but doesn’t want me to watch. Well peace you Pam!

–Prent

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