Can life get any better for Usain Bolt? He goes to Rio and slaps the rest of the World around en route to winning Gold in all three of his events (for the 3rd straight Olympics btw), and then he gets to go home to Kasi Bennett. I don’t know who Kasi Bennet is or what she does, but my word does she look good doing it. She’s a stone cold fox. If he were a president, she’d be Baberaham Lincoln. And as Billy Bob from “Varsity Blues” would say she’s a….


I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t insanely jealous of the guy. Best in the world at what you do? check. Going home to an A1 smokebomb? check. Swag name? check. It’s Usain Bolt’s world right now, we’re all just livin in it.